I've just rang a friend ..

[Sachs]

... her birthday is coming up, it's really hard knowing what to get her each year, she's vegan. Anyway, I text her this morning asking was there anything she really really wanted, no reply. She's the kind of friend who wants nothing off you, just values your friendship. Anyway, Ive been out & ended up in Shared Earth & bought a few things in there. I've just rang her to see when she is coming up & she said, " Sorry I didn't ring you back, I've had stuff going wrong at work & what I'd really really like is a ---- Well, I can't tell you what she said, but it made me howl!! She's a very dear friend I've known since primary school! We don't stay in touch as much as we should, but she knows I'm there for her & vice versa. Nice having friends like that isn't it! She's completely off it!!! ;0)

[Ankou]

she wants a new job for her birthday ?

[funnygirl]

Well, what did she want??????

[Sachs]

No Ankou lol! She has her own business, she was having problems with a supplier. Count the lines! ;0)

[craft1948]

.....pulse?

[tonyav]

bet she wants a rabbit ( one off the buzzy kind).

[Sachs]

She probably wont get what she wants.I can tell you what she's getting?

[Ankou]

do they sell them in shared earth then ?

[4getmenot]

a bacon sarnie?

[Ankou]

is it a filofax ?

[magicmerlin]

You could try the French Connection UK shop.

[funnygirl]

A nice shiny black 10" long vibrator!

[magicmerlin]

Or the Self Help And Gadget shop....

[Sachs]

lol at you lot! No, I can't get what she wants from Shared Earth! She would never visit French Connection, she's a charity shop spender for a lot of her clothes! Yes! Even though she does o.k with her business! That's why I love her, she's one of a kind!

[magicmerlin]

Abbreviate shop names and where applicable re-arrange. You should get 2 four letter words....

[magicmerlin]

I think that is what she wants. I hope she gets a good one...

[Sachs]

Doh! magic! You really are magic! & right too! Well, wasn't that particular word, but it meant the same!

[Sachs]

I did vibra!

[magicmerlin]

What word of 4 letters did your friend use? First and last will do, I can fill in the gaps.

[magicmerlin]

Was it HUMP...