One for no-one in particular, but on a similar theme...

[Bbbananas]

... If you had a boat, yacht, narrowboat, whatever... what would you call it? And why? I'd have a cornish shrimper & name it 'Salty Bill' after my dad.

[sn�gs]

Bob.

[Bbbananas]

I like that.
Bob.

Not Bob the Turkey??!!!
or Bob Brush?
or Bob Stains?
Just Bob?

[craft1948]

Star Lady.....

[sn�gs]

Just Bob... its what boats do innit...

[Bbbananas]

LOL.
Or List ?

[Joy11]

Jemimah Puddleduck, I think

[sqad617]

"The Yorkshire Belle".......after Mrs sqad.

[craft1948]

she sails out of Bridlington doesn't she?

[Joy11]

Hi all, I'm having one of my "invisible" days on here, am I really here or could it be a figment of my imagination,,,pml,,

[rinkins]

Joy, My Dad wanted to call me Jemimah after the puddleduck when I was born.

[sqad617]

craft....for the right price, she will sail out of anywhere....including Whitby.

[Joy11]

noooo rinkins, would you have ever forgiven him,,,lol
another name for my narrowboat would be ,,,Geordie Pride, as long as bl00dy Ken Barlow didn't take his mutt for a walk along the canal when I was moored up,,,lol

[Bbbananas]

I like Breaking Wind ankou!
Literally........... phew!

[sqad617]

salla...I bey that you don't understand "Pearl Necklace" as suggested by ankou...........BE HONEST.

[rinkins]

Surely you are too much of a lady for that salla?

[Bbbananas]

Do you really think I am unaware of what a pearl necklace is?!!

Sqad - I asked for one for Christmas. Plaid got me a pearl ring instead - but hey, you can't complain can you?!

[Bbbananas]

rinkins - I do like a good fart. One has to get rid of all the toxic gases - no point letting them all build up is there - it only causes tummyache.

[Joy11]

errr, what'a pearl necklace ????