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This happened years ago. I had sore eyes, and one of the people I worked with at the time suggested I should get a cucumber, bob it in the fridge for a while then use slices of it to soothe my eyes. I thought this sounded like a good idea, so in my lunch-hour I popped to the foodhall in British Home Stores (Which dates the tale!) and picked my cucumber. I took it to the checkout, and the nice lady there pointed out to me: "This one's a bit soft love, do you want to swap it?" To which I replied, (without engaging brain) "No it's ok it's not to eat anyway". She looked at me as though I was some kind of pervert and took my money VERY icily!
My most embarrassing moment occurred with my one & only attempt to ever chat-up a girl.
We had actually seen each other a couple of times before at a bowling alley (eye contact only, no words) & even bumped into each other in the middle of London (long way from where we both lived) where we managed some very small talk for a couple of moments.
Next time I saw her at the bowling alley I knew I had to say something, even though I was completely surrounded by all my mates & she, hers. With my heart racing I plucked up all my courage and started to speak. I was about to say "So, do you come here often?" but as I started the sentence realised how awful that would sound, so thinking quickly, decided to ask "Are you a regular bowler?" instead.
Unfortunately something got horribly lost in translation and with everybody watching & listening, the very words that came out of my mouth to the girl I was so desperate to impress were, "So, tell me, are you regular..?"
We had actually seen each other a couple of times before at a bowling alley (eye contact only, no words) & even bumped into each other in the middle of London (long way from where we both lived) where we managed some very small talk for a couple of moments.
Next time I saw her at the bowling alley I knew I had to say something, even though I was completely surrounded by all my mates & she, hers. With my heart racing I plucked up all my courage and started to speak. I was about to say "So, do you come here often?" but as I started the sentence realised how awful that would sound, so thinking quickly, decided to ask "Are you a regular bowler?" instead.
Unfortunately something got horribly lost in translation and with everybody watching & listening, the very words that came out of my mouth to the girl I was so desperate to impress were, "So, tell me, are you regular..?"
I was in Millets with my sister and we were both being very silly. She said something which made me laugh hysterically, and ran out of the shop. I realised I was the only one in the shop, other than the sales assistant, so I pretended to be interested in the T shirts, but because I was laughing so hard, I farted, uncontrollably and loudly, for AGES, whilst running out of Millets...
I used to live at a YMCA (no please don't sing)
Anyway, it was really good fun and I enjoyed living there for around 2 years. There was one particular girl called Sarah though who was REALLY iritating. She had a really loud screechy voice and was one of those people who loved every little drama (and made most of the crises).
One day I was going to town when she said that she needed to go to so was going to tag along. I said okay. We went to Boots, goes up to the medicine counter and says in her loud screeching voice "can I get the morning after pill here please".
I was not happy and very embarressed
I think probably my most embarrasing moment was years ago at a party. I was wearing a white mini dress. I went to sit on my husbands lap and he, being a fool, opened his knees and let me fall through. Unfortunately, there was a glass of red wine just under my bum and yes I felt straight on top of it. Blood all over the place.
I had to leave the room with my husband in order that he could remove the pieces of glass from my bum. I was not amused and very embarrassed.
Right now this really is the most embarrasing thing that has happened to me & something I'll never forget..
When I was 16 years old, at that very impressionable age & painfully shy, my new boyfriend of only two days, was walkng me home from his house. It was thick snow all around & deadly quiet. He had his arm around me & we were just quietly chatting away, when I slipped on some black ice, fell flat on my back & passed wind really loud! Now as I said, I was painfully shy, it was deadly quiet, no cars on the road or anything in sight, so I couldn't even pass it off as a motorbike! I just couldn't get up off the pavemet as it was so slippery. He then had to help me back on my feet & I just wanted all the drains in the road to open & swallow me up! I wouldn't see him any more purely out of embarrassment, I just couldn't face him.
Now this may not sound very much to you, but I can assure you it wasn't the nicest thing to happen on your second date! So now you know!
It probably would have sounded funnier if I'd said I'd farted, just like Scarlett did! All the same, what ever it was, wind - fart, it just had to slip out at such an inopportune moment!
I have been screaming of laughter at your posts! Sleep well, that's if you ever stop thinking of all these hilarious posts.
I'm really clumsy so I have loads of embarassing moments but here's one of the worst.
I was on holiday in Malta and before we went on a day trip I wanted to go back to my room to collect something. I was in a rush so I left my family downstairs in the breakfast room and decided to run across the main reception area and then get in the lift. Unfortunately for me I had picked the exact time that the cleaning lady was mopping the marble floor and after a bit of comedy scooby doo style on the spot skeddaddling I fell flat on my face! Right in front of a whole bus load of German tourists. Now bearing in mind how wet this floor was and I had none of my family with me I had a very hard job getting back up off the floor. Even the cleaning lady was wetting herself laughing along with most of the Germans as I eventually dragged myself up nursing new bruises and limped to the lifts. It was with a huge effort I came back down from the room and scuttled past the whole crowd again before I went on the trip!
Embarrassing is a way of life for me....I've got loads of them...
I nearly got to the front of the supermarket queue on a busy rainy afternoon, there was a really gormless checkout girl in front of me....everyone was tutting & glaring at the her. Then the checkout girl couldn't even find her pen,so with a loud tutt & eyes heavenwards I said "Oh God...use this" & shoved what I thought was my pen under her nose. Yep, it was a Tampax.
Another time. At a Christmas gathering, I was watching my friend open her gifts. She'd been given some perfume..Anais Anais by someone. I Said "Oh that's nice....it smells like Cats P1ss on me though"
My next present was from her...Yep you guessed it...Anais Anais.
Oops.
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