The modern woman's guide book

[DebsyDoo]

1) Men are all the same, they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

2) You may as well go for the younger ones - they never mature anyway !

3) Never let your man's mind wander - It's too little to be let out alone !!

4) When he asks if he's your first, tell him "you may be, you look familiar !"

5) To get rid of an unwanted admirer, tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse !!!

[craft1948]

ooh debsy I like men they're...............................amusing

[tubachub]

all men are peter pans.

[Red-Dwarf]

Change the record DebsyDoo

[DebsyDoo]

Yeah, I do too, as long as they know their place !!

[caththecrazy]

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.

[tubachub]

god red dwawf records went out with noah ark,are you an O.A.P lol

[DebsyDoo]

Only havin' a giraffe Red !

[DebsyDoo]

Oi Tubs, I've got stacks of records ya cheeky bu99er !!

[Ice.Maiden]

Someone recently sent me a whole list like this Debs. I was chuckling away at them, but in reality - hey, I'd hate a world without men. SOMEONE'S got to change the light bulbs!

[tubachub]

donkey!!!

[caththecrazy]

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

[tubachub]

wow debs do you play them on a gramophone.lol

[DebsyDoo]

No, Tubs, an i-pod !!

Ha ha Cath !
(did you see the menu ?)

[DebsyDoo]

Oops ! sorry !!
Hi Icey !!
Yeah, but I don't wanna have to wait a week for it to be done !

[beejay1124]

oi debs---you were glad of us when you neede to know how to use a jig saw--so you were
;-)