What is the tackiest/cheesiest thing you own?

[rinkins]

4getmenot's mention of flying ducks and dancing flowers got me thinking - what tacky things have you got hidden away?

[daniela31]

I have a purple brandy glass with a little mouse inside and a cat climbing up the edge and looking in at the mouse.

It was a present of a friend years ago, and I havn't been able to dispose of it............... yet.

[rinkins]

LOL daniela, "yet" - one must be diplomatic about these things! Do you ahve to get it out and use it when she comes round?! Like having to wear those lovely jumpers your parents buy you at Christmas "a la Bridget Jones"?!

[Bbbananas]

An inflatable parrot called Desmond.
And a mirror ball hung from my washing line (scares the cats & makes the garden very hallucinogenic & party-like when the sun catches it...)

[rinkins]

Is hallucinogenic a real word?! Dangerous hanging out the washing with a hangover then?!

[ummmm]

The BF has those stupid plates with little cottages on the kitchen wall. Not for much longer though. I'm busy changing him :-)

[Bbbananas]

it's a wonder it hasn't triggered off epilepsy...
actually, it's a really nice effect. I loll on my sun lounger at times thinking I'm Alice in Wonderland.

[ladybird49]

Salla what a brill idea to hang one of those up to scare off the cats ! sorry cat lovers out there btw... : )

[rinkins]

ummmm - can't the odd one just "drop" off the wall every now and then? You could blame his DIY!

Salla - with a pina colada if course!

[zzxxee]

a huge plastic daffodil as a lot of my family come from wales i inherited it last st davids day oh arnt i the lucky one??

[ummmm]

Getting a new kitchen next month. They are there since he bought the house 12 years ago....!!!!

[rinkins]

No offence taken ladybird, my cats wouldn't give a .....ahem........monkeys. Probably because they are just that stupid!

[Panic Button]

When I was in a flat share we had 'tasteless corner'

The best thing in it was a donkey with a container on its back which you filled with cigarettes. When you pulled its ears forward it raised its tail, and a single cigarette came out of its @rse.

[rinkins]

zzxxee - do you hide it the rest of the time when you don't have any visits?

ummmm - excellent opportunity!

[mccfluff]

salla can i bnorrow it i need something new to torture murph with!

i'm sure i must have something tacky and cheesey i just can't think what errrrrr errrrrrrrrr (do boyfirends counts?)

[rinkins]

Sounds delightful panic!

[sandmaster]

I hate to admit this - a 78 of Pinky and Perky singing Tom Dooley.

[rinkins]

You are obviously far too classy mcfluff!

[mccfluff]

ooooooo panic button just reminded me i have ap lastic reindeer you fill with choc raisins and you do something and he poos one out

[Bbbananas]

I am a woman of some not insignificant class rinkins - a daquiri dahlink - strawberry, banana or otherwise - only a daquiri will do !!!!

(and no - I do not have those minature paper umbrellas - not unless Lil is coming over cos she's a real sucker for all that paraphenalia)