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dustinmyeye | 21:43 Mon 24th Nov 2008 | ChatterBank
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whats the best/worst that you have ever said to you or used ?
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no its not a bicycle pump in my pocket im just pleased to see you
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Not for me :) I tend to get boob related ones as I'm large chested.

I had a guy leave a tape full of love songs in my school bag once lol, he sent me a message on friends reunited not long ago to say he remembered doing it too!

I also got given a �20.00 note by a man who said I was too beautiful to be cleaning windows until his mate dragged his drunken arse off lol, oh and a teddy bear when I was working in Burger King which had a similar outcome!

Another time while charity collecting in a schoolgirl outfit I have a guy come up and offer me �40 to strip to my underwear! His girlfriend appeared and he legged it though.

I have been given a few phone numbers on buses by guys and tend to get ones come sit by me when I'm having a quiet coffee. I find that very intrusive though.

I had a stalker at my bus stop in Leeds who used to sidle up to me and whisper in my ear that he liked the way I looked. Used to creep me out and I had fake boyfriends and all sorts invented.

Had a guy come up to me in a bar recently and made it politely clear I wasn't interested. He kept insisting on buying me a drink then, despite my refusals, just appeared with one!! Who in this day and age would be stupid enough to accept a drink from a stranger, especially a guy trying to chat you up!!!
gosh, Jen.. I just get the stalkers!
Someone came into work and gave me a cheque for a million quid to go out with him and said I was worth every penny. He actually had about threepence in the bank and was a bit of a nut job. So no, I didn't go out with him. Nice try though.
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Fancy a threesome?
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Maybe for someone who has never seen a film, ever, and is, well...desperate?

The best one that was said to me was "Hey, can you go ask that girl over there where she got that top?I think it would look great on you"...Cute! lol Of course it helps if the guy is a stunner....
"My mate fancies your mate! Can we set them up on Friday night?"

Not a typical chat up line, but the guy that asked me that is now my hubby!!

Our friends relationship did not fair so well, however!!
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'If you don't mind me asking, do you sleep on your stomach?'








'Do you mind if I do?'
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Yeah, it doesn't work either.
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It was a joke.
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errmmm..don't think I would know chat up line if it bit me on the nose......lol
It beats propping up a bar

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