david van day

[legendis.god]

Apparently he doesnt poo !!!


He takes pills that disperse it and he just wees!!!!!



Has anyone heard fo this before im wondering if hes a nutter or if its a well known thing ???

[cazzz1975]

where is it dispersed too?

[weeal]

Oh gawd I couldnt stand that guy, severely blow dried hair or maybe thats just blow back from the gas his pills produce lol

[johnny.5]

is that a bit like transit van day and cycle to work day ?


Am I right ?
I'm not wrong !

[legendis.god]

its turned into peee he said


he said


i dont poo
i take pilss that disperse it and then i just pee it out !!


is it out his willy or his ass?


never heard of this before

[redcrx]

nutter i reckon

[Ethel]

I've never heard of it - but thinking about it (for not very long) if such a thing did indeed exist, why don't colon cancer sufferers take it instead of having a colostomy bag?

It would surely be more convenient and less distressing?

[cazzz1975]

so your saying it travels from his bowels to his bladder?

[mrs.chappie]

Wonder if he was joking?

[weeal]

where did this info come from leggins?

[sara3]

I think he's on large doses of laxatives, so it's like peeing... only it's not!

[legendis.god]

he said it to timmy mallet


i was sceptical but thought id ask here



btw listening to david hes startingto sound like frankie howerd



tittter ye not

lol

[cazzz1975]

Im not sure its possible, his kidneys would have to process his food waste

[Ethel]

I'm sure it isn't possible.

If it were, it would be a boon to doctors and surgeons whose patients have bowel problems.

[weeal]

eh, is he on that jungle palavar??? oh righty DOH to me, I dont watch it

[mrs.chappie]

Nooo ..... sh*tter ye not!!! lol.

[legendis.god]

hes just gone in

and hes really got them at his throat already



lmao

[sara3]

I always thought he looked gay...

now he looks like he's had bad cosmetic surgery.

[puss_boots]

I am just watching it now and this David van whatsit is a real aR$e0le.
Another thought do you think that Nicola is trying to be a copycat of Jordan with the accent and big b00bs.

[A.Guest]

Gay? Well he DOES come from Brighton!