Mind of useless information...

[debbz1969]

It's impossible to lick your own elbow. What bits of useless trivia do you store in your grey matter?

[babeccy]

Pigs cannot look up

[debbz1969]

...... and how many of you are trying to lick your elbows right now????

[mrs_overall]

it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

[funnygirl]

There are more mobile phones in the UK than people!

[trt]

Fish get thirsty, fact.

[Elmek]

other than humans, ants are the only other creature on earth that makes war

[debbz1969]

what do they drink? ^

[logic]

fosters of course,

[jackthehat]

There is no medical term for the back of the knee.........

[logic]

How high can a rhino jump then, ? or a hippo.?

[logic]

Come to think of it I don't do a lot myself, :-(

[~max~]

Is it not "mine" of useless information, rather than mind?

[logic]

And theres nowt better than a good jump.

[Ethel]

The phrase is:

A mine of useless information

[Ethel]

Of course elephants can jump.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TK27aknWVI4

[funnygirl]

That Fosters has addled your grey matter alright!!!

[ChuckFickens]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-03/l ick-elbow.jpg