Worst Pain Ever ?

[johnutar]

Stealing questions from Talk Sport but what is the worst pain you have ever sufferred??

Mine is the stomach cramps I get BEFORE (not during) offloading an 18 wheeler which normally involve me gripping the sides of the bath panel and sink!

I know, a doctors visit is probably wise.

[bigmamma]

* worst

[ELVIS68]

What happened next WM?

[Goodsoulette]

Thanks John, the doctor was giggling at me as I held up my shoes and explained I fell off these and the xray wasnt the most dignified experience I have ever been through, or the seemingly dozens of doctors and nurses that needed to inspect me. I am sure it was just so they could laugh too.

[Shadow Man]

I shot his head off Elvis, then collapsed.

[johnutar]

Sorry Goodsoulette (sort of ha ha). If it's any compensation for you airing your humilation then there was the time I managed to fall asleep standing up having a slash in the pub's urinal. My mates found me bolt upright with my head against the wall and my d!ck still in my hand. Miraculously my shoes were still dry.

[AllyLally]

Tooth abcess - ow, ow, ow, ow!

If I had had a gun I would have shot myself!

[sleepy1]

paying council tax thats pain full :)

[bigmamma]

Lol @ Goodsoulette , and johnutar :-)

[Goodsoulette]

oh John, do you know how many times you had been touched inappropriately before your mates found you? Im betting it was dozens.....teehee

I once knocked myself out running down a street and into an Amy sized raised flowerbed. I knocked my knees and then my head cracked down on the other side. Of course noone actually saw it and it took a couple of minutes to find me as it wasnt obvious where I was when they turned around to look.

[Skreecheeboy]

Waking up with amnesia, a punctured diaphragm and a snapped elbow with mud on the bum of my boxers and an open window. Seemed I'd locked myself out in my boxers and tried to climb in the window via a veranda at the back of the flat (1st floor) and then landed on concrete steps. My flat mate had to let me in after I woke up outside suffering mild hypothermia thinking I'd been set about by somebody and they'd knicked off with all my clothes!

[johnutar]

no i don't Goodsoulette but if you were there please enlighten me. Maybe another thread perhaps but the most dissapointing time i injured myself was the age of about 11 when I had a Raleigh Chopper for my birthday and I had to run an errand to the shops for my nan and I was so impatient to get back for a 1st ride (the bike sickos) that I tripped and cracked my head open and needed 3 stiches and my parents wouldn't let me ride it for another week.

[rom]

an absess on my tonsils with a bout of tonsilitis at the same time...ended up in hospital on a drip.....the most pain i ever experienced. had it twice aswell!

[Goodsoulette]

I was there......its where I got the nickname "hands"

[johnutar]

and I thought the BJ was in my imagination Goodsoulette lol

[Goodsoulette]

http://uglyoftheday.com/files/images/armpit-wo man.preview.jpg

do you remember me now?

[unrulyjulie]

I had an infection in the nerve of a tooth about 2 months after giving birth to my first son. I said at the time that i would rather have gone through the labour again than have that toothache!
2nd time labour was horrendous though!

[johnutar]

I knew I'd met Jonathan King somewhere ha ha. I know you were busy but I bear a passing resemblance to the sloth in The Goonies.

[Goodsoulette]

Briilliant " hey you guys"

[johnutar]

Goodnight Goodsoulette and all. I'll remember to leave the seat down for you xxx

[NiceCupOfTea]

Goodsoulette - sorry but I laughed out loud too. You are so totally accident prone how have you survived this long? I knocked myself out for three minutes once jumping up to cheer when Ireland equalised - my head hit the mantleplace as I leapt up in joy - but you are something else.

johnutar - shame on you for the urinal. Wasn't painful though was it so it doesn't count lol.

Thrasher1504 - I've seen 'something about Mary' and I nearly fainted myself at that scene with his willy being caught big style in the zip.

Regards childbirth, have to be honest and say I was too drugged up to the eyeballs to notice any pain. I read 'Vogue' while poor Mr NiceCuppa charged round. It was just the horrible stitches in my you know where that nearly killed me afterwards.