Many amoebae are facultative pathogens capable of living many generations without infecting a host. You though seem affected, k9. To call someone an amebae (presume you mean one-celled parasite, since an amebae is by definition �one-celled�) is really rather pedagogic for a Tuesday afternoon in the school holidays.
No. You're confusing tins with yoghurt pots, Whiffey. And if you check your records I believe that was what Mr Selkirk invented: yoghurt pot - string - yoghurt pot. He patented the idea. He has nothing to do with the invention of the telephone we know today.
And Tin-Tin is a famous literary character. As is the likes of Gnasher. I'll fight you over this Octavius!!!