Shrek lookalikes

[scotchollie]

Is there anyone out there who knows someone who actually looks like Shrek?

[ummmm]

What....Personally?

[redhead23]

yes my grandad , except at least shrek has a sense of humor

[sleepyj]

bloke that lives down the rd from me nick name is shrek but i think shrek is better looking . this bloke is a right w *nker .

[scotchollie]

Yes Ummmm - let's name and shame tonight.

[sleepyj]

he ummmm and red you old tarts you not out on man hunt . i have just been out for meal no man for me . but had all my family with me that is enough to put any one off lol

[red~bez]

Yep....Wayne Rooney...

[redhead23]

lol sleepy , i was on a man hunt last nite very unsuccseful , all the men were 5ft 7 and below and skinny so not a promising nite , plus i decided to give up and live my life as a spinster ow the joys of life lol xx

[sleepyj]

spinster with lots of cats . i will be with you we can be to dirty old women . sorry scot for sayin stuff on your post

[ummmm]

I'm afraid I don't know anyone....I do however know someone that looks like nookie bear.....does this count?

[pussnboots]

Not Shrek, but my neighbour looks like Olive Oyl, Popeyes girlfirend.

[redhead23]

sleepy i hate cats ill have dogs i love them , never mind a life of celibacy it is lol

[scotchollie]

I have a vacancy for two spinsters here at my beach house in Scotland.

Any takers.

I'm 6ft 3 inches tall by the way.

And I like cats.

[sleepyj]

wow shame its in scotland i hate the way you scots talk sorry lol

[ELVIS68]

Bloke at work is a ringer for Lord Farquaad, there`s a bloke we call Shrek, but he doesn`t actually look like him, he`s just an ugly git with a fat head

[scotchollie]

I'm Irish, sleepyj..!!

[sleepyj]

my dad is irish .

[redhead23]

ill be round scotch i aint fussy lol , i like the scotch accent , but if ur irish even better i love irish and geordie menxx come sleepy u know it makes sense

[sleepyj]

i dont mind red i suppose i will have to just have what im given ;( cant afford to be to fussy

[ummmm]

I'm Irish as well :-)

[sleepyj]

im half irish . so thats why im mad its the irish in me lol