Who or what would you put in Room 101?

[shineybomb]

Name 5 things you would put in Room 101 if you had the chance. A question mentioning Enya made me wonder who or what everyone else would choose. Mine are:

1. Enya
2. Cliff Richard (sorry cliff fans)
3. People who spit on the floor
I'll have a think about the other 2

[jump79]

-Borat (he's not funny)
-Colin Farrell, Will Farrell (they're both pathetic)
-people who can't handle trolleys and get in your way/crash into you at the supermarket
-people in groups who walk in horizontal lines infront of you
-James Blunt (he sings like a girl)

[whiffey]

wiggal, Good on you !!! Enya is living singing proof that not all which emerges from Scotland is hairy and uncouth.

[Dollie]

Just two things I'm afraid

BARRY SCOTT & CILLIT BANG !

[jno]

oh, you're thinking of the Scottish Enya, whiffey? You can have her, I'll stick with the County Donegal one.

[joko]

i would go with all of peppys answers, except i'd replace the whistling one, with

kneejerk, mob mentality type people. blind conformists who don't consider anything for themselves, just go with what they are told.

[johnlambert]

whiffey:
enya is Irish!!!

[sophie_1003]

1. Russel Brand
2. Rude shop (or similar) assistants
3. People who spit on the floor (sorry to steal one shineybomb)
4. Cigarettes/tobacco/cigars
5. Size zero clothes

[Aschenbach]

1. The concept of human dignity
2. All black and yellow species
3. Children's clothing
4. Fictional happy endings
5. George Orwell's ashes

[sophie_1003]

childrens clothing?? do you like seeing naked children??

[ne2]

Men who blow their noses through one nostril in public.
Ward-Minter.
People who like Ward- Minter and think he's funny.
Barry Scott
That bloke who shout's "Buy One,get one free, NOW!!!

[KittyGlitter]

1) Clowns
2) Urban 4x4's
3) The London Underground (to be replaced with a completely new, air-conditioned system)
4) Luton
5) Ralph Fiennes

[Calvados]

1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Margaret Thatcher
3. Margaret Thatcher
4. Margaret Thatcher

And finally,

5. Margaret Thatcher.

Aw fcuk it,

6. Margaret Thatcher.

[Calvados]

A little Brucie bonus there!

[whiffey]

What's so wrong with blowing your nose through one nostril ? On a bike it is the only way, and provided you do it discreetly and avoid splashing your clothes, it saves on tissues and waters the soil to boot.

[shineybomb]

After spending 24 hours in London I have decided on Number 5 - People who walk in front of you really slowly, then just stop dead in the middle of the street/shop/tube stairwell.

[redhead23]

1- people who don't indicate
2- all short men
3 all men with beards
4- annoying ringtones
5 - weasels

[whiffey]

Weasels !!!!

Either you are an Eddie Izzard fan or a fond reader of The Wind in the Willows. I'm a Toad fan personally. Iwent, PAHDUN !

[jiggy-gb]

- Lorraine Kelly
- Diving foreign footballers
- People who queue outwards from cash machines, queue along the wall you retards, then you won't think i'm jumping the queue, merely just trying to get through the 12 deep line to the other side!
-Litterbugs and spitters
-Instant stardom TV shows like this Grease thing, yawn!

[society]

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