Castaway on BBC.

[Joe_the_Lion]

Does anybody feel an uncontrolable urge to smack Jonathan in the nose with a hammer?

[ummmm1]

Yes I do.....How bloody annoying is he?

[Joe_the_Lion]

Out of 100 he is 96.32761% annoying.

[ummmm1]

I would say even 97.32761%.

I bet he's an AB user!!!!

[bednobs]

he reminds me a bit of you!

[Joe_the_Lion]

Nobody is that annoying, you are just being silly now.

[ummmm1]

Me?

Or Wardy?

[Joe_the_Lion]

Clearly me, because I am a 5 foot 6 scotch man with a beard, yellow teeth and a bulbous nose. Unless that fits you as well?

[ummmm1]

Oh Wardy....you know I'm a lovely young lady!!!!

[bednobs]

lol no i just mean saying things to provoke a reaction, or to provide some private amusement

[peasant]

What, wardy try to provoke a reaction!!! as if!

That is exactly why you are such an irritating little fool wardy!

[ummmm1]

I don't find him irritating :-)

[ne2]

Careful wardy, What goes around comes around and its " Scottish" btw not Scotch..peasant HMFFF.

[ummmm1]

I think he knows that somehow

[dilf]

boo

[ummmm1]

Hey hello.. :-)

[dilf]

hey hello you 2 xx

just fishing for bites

[ummmm1]

Where you been dilfy? Haven't seen you around for a while

[dilf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DChk6WHTKek&mod e=related&search=
bowie is fab dont you think

[ummmm1]

I'm not over keen on that song

[dilf]

it reminds me of someone i once new