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I still have about four hours to kill til bed time. Any idea's what I can do to entertain myself?
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A son asks his Dad the difference between 'Theoretically and Realistically. Dad says.....'That's hard son but I have an idea. Ask Mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1million quid' Mum says...
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What is your favourite pastime?
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Should there be a dating section on AB? Am new here, so do you all chat away on MSG? Pol xx Let's try again shall we????
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Sitting at a table in the pub The English man says.....I went into my daughters bedroom today and found a packet of fags.....I didnt even know she smoked!!!!!! The Scotts man said....well, you think...
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A very happy new year to you all xxxx Especially...... Curly (my partner in crime) Boro (get well soon) Ray (makes me smile even on a bad day) Mr Ben (just for being you) and all of you lovely people...
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Could everyone please refrain from having a sense of humour so that people without one do not get offended. Thanks in advance
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just checking!
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Does anyone know why? and how do I find out?

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