Beano Pills.

[Vanilla Face]

What ARE they exactly?

[B00]

They stop you farting - apparently!

http://www.shopinprivate.com/beantab60tab.html

[society]

vitamins made in the shapes of bean from different types of beans.

[Vanilla Face]

Thanks BOO-they're not needed for me, honest lol!!

[johnlambert]

Very fast answer BOO,
however, nothing stops you f4rting, you would explode if you didnt, these "magic beans" neutralise the odour making for silent non violent f4rts

[society]

.... but smelly too.

[BradPlantpot]

They are an orally administered variant of the popular children's comic publication 'Beano'. You take one capsule with water before you go to bed, preferably on a full stomach and then the next day when you pass stools, if you look back into the bowl you will notice that they are decorated with colourful storyboards featuring all your favourite Beano characters getting up to their usual brand of rib tickling mischief.

You could fish your stools out of the bowl and preserve them in your freezer for your future children to yok over.

[DwayneDibley]

As BradPlantPot says, preserve those stools for future fun. If you had limbs made from cocktail sticks you're half way to your own Subbuteo-style team of poo-players.

[Booldawg]

Dennis the Menace and Gnosher.

[CushtyFred]

Do you fart when in a 69 position with BradPlantPot?