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dilf | 23:42 Mon 29th Jan 2007 | Body & Soul
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he went out to work one night and came back 20 minutes later to collect his bait which he had forgot, instead of using the key he decided to open the letter box and shout for his daughter to open the door. his daughter however was performing a act of horatio on her exceedingl;y handsome boyfriend right in front of his eyes. its one of those moments that make you sit up and squirm.
i met the man again for the first time since last week. he still hates me.i now have a daughter her age and i understand.
how shall i be punished
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was he er you know proud like ray.

i used to be able to manage that till i quit smoking

ummmm away girl and remember to repeat honalulu over and over. ray flick lit fags through the letterbox at pippa and katies bits

yessss he's big he's bad he's beautiful and he's back

allelujah allelujah alleeeeeluuuujahhhhhh

who de man
I hope not, snagged, hell of a mess up the wall !!!
de milkmans de man dilf!
You boys do make me laugh
well he's got a floppy disc now dilf
maybe it was the postman as well?...

Postman's knock...
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ummmms fault she promised that she wouldnt spit
honalulu
honalulu
honalulu
honalulu
honalulu
honalulu
honalulu
Why can't she keep her mouth closed ? I just bl00dy decorated
and the 'lecky man...

christ, it was Sparky!!
I didn't promise dilf......

It was just a suggestion
did you see her leaky pipes snagged? lucky she had a plumber there.
not me, I stood in the corner having a five knuckle shuffle
honalulu...

more like Hawaiiii 5 'Ohhhhh'....
I did suggest he put it under her arm while she shuffled a pack of cards !!
blimey, it's comin thick and fast now... I can't keep (it) up lol!
You're rude snagged....!!!!
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lol dilf
Thick and fast ? blimey

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