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nat_84 | 14:47 Fri 26th Jan 2007 | Body & Soul
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My boss had his 1000cc motorbike test yesterday (for the second time...) and came flying off.... (lmao!!!!!!!! - sorry...)

(he blamed it on the ice....)

All today he's been moaning, groaning and squeeling!!!!!

He's literally made me jump and few times he's been that loud!!

Then he keeps emphasising the fact by entering my area of the office and doing streches....

What would you do....?!

I'm tempted to go and buy a wet fish, slap it across his face and tell him to stop being such a bloody hypochondriac!!!

A bored and hungry Nat xxx
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Hmmm, makes a change from you moaning about things :)
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Ben ur evil...
is this the boss that was so nasty the other week?
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Yes! The evil boss redcrx...!!!

I'm gonna pop and and get some lunch...and a wet fish from the mongers...

(oh and ben ur evil to the ones u love, so i take it as a compliment :o))
You know i am only joking nat_84 :)
What i would do is go and get some food. Get something that you have to pick loads of bits out of too, this will cure your boredom.
I dont know what a hypochondriac is so i cant comment on that :(
why not let him whinge about it, give him loads of sympathy and then when you are feeling rough and achy over the next few months you can milk it for all its worth????
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I just got a chicken salad sandwich....suppose that means i have to pick out the tomatoes...but that wont take long...

I was just talking about my boss on the phone to my boyfriend and his son (who works with us!!) tapped me on the shoulder!!!!!!! Was so embarrassed!!!! Hope he didnt hear me taking the pi$$....:o(

Its so cringing when he shouts and moans though...errgghh..
you can get revenge when you can start moaning about leaking nipples and stretch marks hun, thatll be much more satisfying than throwing tomatoes at him.
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lmao redcrx..

"boss my nipples are killing me and leaking everywhere!!
can i take the day off....?"

He sounds like he's got tourettes now..

"Fu*k!!"
"arrggghhh"
"****!"
nat see what comes around goes around
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i dont understand... :o(
did you ask him if he actually passed his test?
(Its wise to duck when asking!)

maybe send him some links to little 250cc's or something to cheer him up.
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lmao. No i didnt have the guts to ask him! WOuldve been funny to see his reaction though. He kinda said "If you fall off you fail you see..." i was like "yyeeeaahh, awww - are u ok?!" Then he came and showed me his bruised up knuckles...

He actually rides a 125cc now - talk about BIG JUMP to a 1000cc!! and he's 58!
lol, a 125cc awwww bless him. maybe he should stick with the lower ccs and not try for the advanced test? (says she who had to quit her lessons due to pregnancy)
of course he could just become a fair weather biker and then he wont have to worry about ice
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lol. I remember seeing a pic of u and ur bike me thinks...?!

Yes bless him..although i cant really speak i cant even drive a car let alone a bike....:o(
make sure you take your pram test hun, they are worse than cars to move at times.
wouldnt have been my bike(I havnt got one), maybe my friends or fellas.
make your boss a nice cup of tea and then whilst he cant run away very fast tell him all about the likely things youll suffer with over next 6 months :)
did i miss a post, have you had scan yet?
hehe my daughter still has an old tricicle knocking about in the garden if he is interested ;~P
well thats wat he gets for being such a ******

ps how you feeling hunX
Make little derogatory comments like, �You look like you have arthritis the way you�re hobbling around.� And then if he complains vocally just add, �Go home then!�.

Comment on his age if you can. Something like, �Well aren�t you a bit old to be doing things like this anyway? You should�ve got your bike test out of the way years ago when you were fit and capable.�

If you can�t get away with saying it with a straight face, then make it sound like you�re trying to be funny instead.

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