Hiding places.

[carrust]

After living with me for several years my son still hasn't found where I hide the chocolate biscuits. Where do you lot hide your goodies?

[Craig007]

I bet they are stale by now!!

[kick3m0n]

lol carrust - must be a great hiding place! ;op
my wee guy is just about to turn 3, so pretty much anywhere above 4ft foxes him...for the moment lol.

[whiffey]

You meanie !!

One of life's pleasures is buying things for your kids. At least that is what I have been told lol. Try licorice or crisps made in Willesden.

[kick3m0n]

yes I buy him things, but he doesn't get processed or sugary things as a matter of course, only as very occasional treats. his mummy on the other hand, requires a minimum 400g bar of dairy milk per week, or she goes off on one :o) x

[crete]

whiffey wheres my pint ? the goodies are hidden in the most obvious place.

[carrust]

Kick it's a brilliant hiding place. Somewhere that teenage boys rarely go .




Under the hoover !

[whiffey]

Middle drawer, with the panties.

[crete]

maybe no chocolate biscuits should be purchased then there would be no need to hide them

[whiffey]

Very good point crete, buy things that won't get nicked. Stock up on tinned haggis and pickled cockles.

[crete]

dont buy tinned haggis fresh is much better the noo .

[B00]

I hide mine in the microwave!

Mini Boo can't reach (yet) and the Teenage DirtBag is too dim (She's blonde) and lazy to ever use the microwave.

[crete]

oh boo is that your daughter you are referring to ?

[whiffey]

Teenage DirtBag pmsl !!!! What is that ?

(BTW while I have been know occasionally to err from the truth on here, I am a contestant on Stars in their Eyes, ITV, tonight, straight up that is the truth, and Louis voted me through !!)

[crete]

whiffey he only voted you through because he fancied you we all know this by the wat you looked fabulous in your wee mini skirt.

[B00]

Yes crete, the Teenage DirtBag is my 18 year old daughter, and the name is very apt, believe me!


whiffey (ello petal, coffee 2 sugars please) the term is from a song and it describes my 'adorable' offspring perfectly :-)

[crete]

oh boo is she that bad ?

[B00]

crete- she's 18, blonde and thick as pig muck- you work it out, rofl!!!!

[whiffey]

How many people muse on what emerged from their loins several years ago. Nowadays I find it best to cover the floor with an old duvet cover to absorb most of the mess.

Sharon's glasses came from Poundland !!! I got a blue and a pink pair on Tuesday.

[crete]

whiffey do you know which thread you are posting on ?

[whiffey]

crete, I am not sure what you are suggesting, but it is Saturday after all.

I have this awful feeling that you might be Scottish, which is terminal the noo.