Welcome back whiffey

[whiffey]

Have you ever wandered, why it is that when you log in to the dear old AB it keeps on saying "Welcome back" ?

Maybe shouldn't it be graded ? Like "Ok so you managed to log back in, bad luck for everybody else, please behave, baboon-face!", or "Hello dreamy, please stop mentioning poo", or "Hasn't the microwave tinged yet ?"

lol the noo xxx :)

[tictactoe]

Please answer me this jno, are you honest on AB?
Do you tells blatant lies about yourself?

I'm not referring to any banter that passes between ABer's,
I guess that most chatterers on here will be economic with the truth, in the line of jokey repartee, but when a general Q is posted, requiring a 'straight' answer.

[naz_nomad]

How is eveybody tonight?

[jno]

no, I don't lie... but the fact is, you have no idea whether that statement is true or not. You don't know who I am; you don't know which gender I am or where I live or how old I am, or anything about me. So if I did offer some personal information, you'd have no idea if I was telling the truth. That's how it is on the internet. People are wasting their time if they expect others to be telling the truth all the time; it's a nice idea but there is simply no way of knowing.

[whiffey]

Actually, there is a way, and I am indebted to a past master (bless you matey xx) for it.

You say, A is B and B is C and etc, and the masterstroke:

- "and I can prove it if neseccary"

[jno]

well, I tried that, but pronouncing neseccary has always defeated me

[whiffey]

Yes jno, it does sound a bit dental, but persevere, the speling is critical. lol

[jno]

I think I know the master you mean whiffey, but I understand he can do this only because his equipment is so much bigger than the other boys'.

[mccfluff]

ok not an answer but chat, just hi to tictactoe, missed you

[naz_nomad]

mccfluff ...since when has B&S been for 'answers'?

[whiffey]

Och Aye, Big Dick Dicky McPoo, the noo.

And positively no squabbling on ma thread !

[mccfluff]

true but i enjoy it sorry if thats crap but there you different strokes......

[mccfluff]

och wiffey the poo? what are you on wiffey i'm female and a small bundle of fluffy tarten and as i am scotish/malaysian och ah the nooback to you you ....... loch ness munster you

[naz_nomad]

***sigh***

[whiffey]

Och mccfluff, ye dinna ha wee cared the noo !

The brochty loos can wi the reep top, puir it wee oot, stikin on the gas, poosh oot both ends.

(I canna keep this oop! Night night everybody xx)

[mccfluff]

well i fookin cant and naz * sigh......*

[naz_nomad]

wassup?

[kipchik]

is their no sane people on here??AT ALL??

[mccfluff]

Hi naz - just sighing with you. i think!

[naz_nomad]

Can't beat a 'group-sigh'

[naz_nomad]

Me ... I'm just getting sloshed with the moles....