useless bits of information

[~mimi~]

what is the most useless fact or piece of information you happen to know or have been told by other? xxx

[whiskeysheri]

Chinese Crispy Seaweed is actually cabbage, so I've been told!

[jedimistress]

It's better to fart a little than keep it in and be a cripple.

[4getmenot]

Some of these are not useless at all. The wendy one has amazed me :-)

[Champagne]

If the wind changes when you pull a face, your face will stay like that.

Which would explain the way I look...

[Champagne]

Bob Holness did not play the saxophone solo on Gerry Rafferty�s �Baker Street�.

[jno]

don't believe all you hear about Wendy
http://www.wendy.com/wendyweb/history.html

[jno]

or ducks' quacks
http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.h tm

[n00dles]

Your right whiskeysheri,

Seaweed in Chinese restaurants is spring cabbage finely shredded!

But they do sell the real McCoy in their supermarkets.

Jacket potato : never seen one in a coat !

[sophie_1003]

strawberries are actually a variety of rose~~apple pips contain cyanide~~almonds contain cyanide

[sophie_1003]

ooops! was meant to say almonds contain arsenic!

[Rufio]

Scraping off the inside of a banana peel, baking it and then smoking it will get you high. As will saliva from certain types of frogs.

[jno]

banana skins: see third-last item here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/diary/story/0,,18126 22,00.html

[Rufio]

I have a scar on my knee.

[Rufio]

Hmmm...wonder what else my friend put in that one we had then...?

[jno]

frog puke, probably

[Champagne]

I spend my weekends pickling beetroot.

[Rufio]

My favourite Disney film is The Lion King.

[Craig007]

Polar Bears are left handed!!!

And my niece always says "never play leapfrog with a unicorn"

[hoeybird]

Sneezing is the closest you get dying before you actually die. Because your heart stops, don't know if thats useless or not.

[robbo82]

No two cornflakes are identical.