my ancestry!!!

[bobtheturkey]

after exhaustive research i have found my ancestry, apparently............................................................................i am related to my parents! im going to dublin today anyone want owt? a leprechaun maybe?

[Pippa68]

Can I have one of those things..oh, what do you call em...ummm a Shillelagh?

I want to give someone a good pasting :o)

[bobtheturkey]

i have one of those pippa somewhere, it was given as a present many years ago (bit like giving clogs to a dutchman) its yours if i can find it, who you pasting?

[Pippa68]

I haven't decided yet, bob ~ I just fancy beating someone up! I have a bowler hat I can swap ya?

[bobtheturkey]

can i have a hot pot instead

[Pippa68]

Hmmm..I will have to travel about 200 miles north, but you're worth it :o)

Sure you don't want some Sussex tomatoes?

[bobtheturkey]

is that what sussex is famous for? :)

[Lore]

how about a spare ticket? you never even offered for us to come with! :P

[bobtheturkey]

dont need a ticket lore we have cars over here now :) but pippa is paying by tomato so what you paying with? :)

[Pippa68]

Well..here in Worthing we have some lovely tomatoes. I can get you some Brighton rock, or a nice curry from Shafiques.

[Lore]

Sorry ducky, for some reason I assumed you were over this side of the water! - I might have to pay with a thousand pardons! :o/

[Pippa68]

How about some Sussex Pond Pudding?


A suet pudding, the centre of which is filled with butter, demerara sugar, and a large lemon, which has been pierced all over by a skewer. A suet lid seals the pudding, which is then steamed. When the crust is cut the melted butter and sugar flow out and form a pond on the dish around the pudding.

[bobtheturkey]

has to be something that your area is famous for lore :) i have never been to worthing pippa is that not where people go to die?

[Lore]

Oi! :)

Seriously tho, I thought you were scottish with all the footy banter! - once again.... sorry :(

right back to business... could you get me some cute lil green slippers? :oP

[laurence2]

pippa, i hope you don't know by brother who lives in worthing {meredith rd east worthing}?

[Pippa68]

I think that was the case, bob..however it is changing nowadays as people aren't dying as quickly as they used to..mores the pity ;o)

I reckon if you want to find a place to die Worthing isn't the best place..you should head off east to Lewes or Eastbourne. Our waters are supposed to be healing, but have done nothing for my infected insect bites.

[bobtheturkey]

hell no it isnt just the scottish who dislike the english :) green slippers i had incredible hulk slippers as a child would they do?

[Pippa68]

And everyone loves the Irish don't they bob? seriously now, they do..why is this?

[bobtheturkey]

because we can laugh at ourselves i think pip :)

[Lore]

believe me ducky, I've had my fair share of 'We hate England' from my fiance - who happens to be Scottish! you should have seen him bounce around the room when we lost, far more entertaining than the game itself!

Incredible hulk slippers? I don't think they'd work on me.. I was hoping for something a little more delicate.

[Pippa68]

That's very true. My upper lip has never been so stiff ;o)