when is orgasms day?

[yr990097]

when is orgasms day?

[Minxie]

Just had a look, and there is a National foreplay day somewhere! Whatever next!

[laurence2]

ok then, did you know today is ''National new Bra day''

[kazzianne]

Ummm,there's a national orgasm day in Brazil.but its not in september!

[Minxie]

I looked too Kazzianne, how sad are we :)

[kazzianne]

Sad no!! Bit easy to wind up - maybe!! Baffled tho - I posted a question last week on whether any woman ever faked an orgasm and why,and it got banned straight away,yet there are 2 threads going at the mo - one here and one on how do u have an orgasm and they seem to be allowed - very annoying!!

[pedderwo]

I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm and she said she will...... providing she can get a signal on her phone.

[pedderwo]

I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm, she said she will providing she gets a signal on her phone. Boom Boom.

[kazzianne]

pedderwo - brilliant!!

Just like the old joke - man to wife - "why do never tell me when you have an orgasm?"

"Because you're never there!!"

[unruliejulie]

whether or not there is actually a national orgasm day, and it wouldn't surprise me if there was,seeing as there's a national day for everything else, we have still had a couple of good jokes come (no pun intended) out of it!!!! I did know it was the bra day today laurence2 but im not quite sure what i need to do to celebrate it!! any ideas???

[loobie]

guys, apparently Ann Summers sponsors national orgasm WEEK!!! it seems to be in August but cant find it exactly. Make sure you keep your ears on high alert in August!!!

Oh and 27th September is my sister and my nephew's birthday!!!

[redcrx]

with 27th september being so many people's birthday perhaps we have it wrong and its actually orgasm day at the end of December sometime.

[laurence2]

redcrx, i can't believe people have fallen for this thread?

[unruliejulie]

i think you could have that spot on redcrx. both my sons birthdays are around this date!!!!

[redcrx]

I know laurence2. How obvious was it that we were joking about the date.

There is an orgasm week (Anne summers gimmick) and doubtless other foreplay days etc. but dont know when they are. possibly 29th February? :)

[laurence2]

redcrx, i wonder if certain people on hear know that tomorrow is ''Just another day''

[redcrx]

Oh Laurence, it isnt is it?. I was told it was 'national get up, go to work, come home, cook tea, tidy house and go to bed day' What am I gonna do instead? :(

[laurence2]

Throw a sickie

[kazzianne]

there really is National Orgasm Week in Brazil - look on Google

[laurence2]

Kazz, we know.

Thank

[redcrx]

Kazziane,

we are not doubting that there is a 'national orgasm day'. The joke was that it was 27th September. There is a national day of something every day of the week, usually its an advertising thing rather than a celebratory day.