Telltale!

[gness]

Granddaughter to her Dad.....

Dad.....you know Grandma doesn't smoke anymore....

Yes.....

Well I saw her sitting on the commode in the garden with a glass of wine and a cigarette...........☺

Don't know which was worse......the ciggie or the commode..... :-(

[-SharonA-]

Kids eh Gness!!

[gness]

Indeed, Sharon......time Esther Rantzen set up Grannyline....x

[aelmpvw]

at least it was a glass and not a bottle

[gness]

Of course, Ael......I is not common you know!

[pixie374]

A glass and a straw?
When my parents were over, my youngest (autistic) son came in from school and said to me, "are they boring you? I can tell by your face....". We weren't sure whether to be impressed at his new face-reading skills, or tell him off.... :-)

[gness]

That's lovely, Pixie......hope you gave him a hug for it.....☺

[shoota]

What did you see when you opened my pic?

[gness]

Blue blank square...x

[shoota]

Erm.... that was the pic.

Blueskies....

[gness]

Oh you horrid, horrid man!.....☺

[shoota]

Eh?

Moi?

[sunny-dave]

" on the commode " ?!?

I always did think you were a little potty ....

[tonyav]

Is it plumbed in ? and is their a paper rack ?.

[Psybbo]

Why do you have a commode in your garden?

[gness]

Thú, Shoota....thú....x

Thanks, Dave...that's you buying the drinks next quiz night......☺

Evening, Tony......no......there is a little bookcase......and no, it's not plumbed in......yet.....x

[gness]

Hi, Psybs....I had a lot of Lloyd Loom chairs and things that don't fit in this house.....one was a commode....so I painted and varnished them for the garden.....but the kids think Grandma's commode is funny....x

[tonyav]

You should get one like this, gness. You can move it around the garden or even pop to the shops !

http://www.ultimatetop10s.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Redneck_toilet_6_portable.jpg

[gness]

Ooooo....I'd love that on my patio, Tony....lick of black paint...bliss...x

[Psybbo]

Hi Gness, you could use it as a large ashtray.

[tonyav]

I guessed that you would have some bling it up ideas.