Papercuts

[slinky.kate]

I just got a paper cut on my lip when I was licking the envelope,bloody sore.

[Mamyalynne]

Ouch!!

[cupid04]

I sympathise. My lips are sore too after cigarette stuck to my lip...lol!

[Ken4155]

sk; buy self adhesive envelopes
cupid; pack in smoking

simples:-)

[slinky.kate]

ha ha cupid,do you smoke untipped ones?

[anneasquith]

roll ups ?

[cupid04]

No I don't smoke roll-ups...I know a man who does.....I make them too wet lol!

[sancho1960]

roll ups best smoke going

[baza]

^^^^ with Old Holborn and green Rizla.

[sancho1960]

spot on baza

[Wharton]

Rough shag anyone?

[cupid04]

Naughty step Wharton, pal. x

[Wharton]

Aw, no' again :-(

[cupid04]

You'll end up with piles if you don't watch it, lol!

[Wharton]

Skelfs more like, there's nothing worn under the kilt :-)

[Wharton]

^and I can't afford carpets :-)

[cupid04]

Matron might take splinters out if ask her nicely:-)

[cupid04]

Oh dear...I seemed to have lowered the tone again...Ah well!

[Mags22]

Ouch Kate,felt that for you! Done it with the fags too,not since I've been smoking rollies though,much better smoke too

[Barmaid]

I've got a very nasty cut on my finger after going down to the bone with one of my new ceramic knives. Jeeeeeez that hurt.

Anyway, I sent Mr Bm out to buy waterproof plasters (am doing lots of cooking so my hands are constantly getting washed). What did he come back with? Yep waterproof plasters, but with GARFIELD on them!!!! For Funks Sake.

[Peter Pedant]

Hi BM.
if your pretty finger is worked to the bone, it might be worth a visit to Cas - sounds as tho it needs a stitch or two.

does it matter ? - well long term if it is your index or er counting finger it may slow up the counting of your clients' fees when they turn up and pay.

and think - if you are wagging your finger at a high court judge and untreated, a nail flies off into his face !