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Smowball | 16:26 Thu 24th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 6 illegal immigrants, 39 gypsies from Dale Farm, 2 rappers, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their backsides...
8 customer service helpdesk people speaking in broken English and 28 rioters with appeals pending.............

For the last time - THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!!
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Avatar Image AlwaysConfused
Love it! Are you SURE this dog is not for sale?
16:28 Thu 24th Jan 2013
Avatar Image albaqwerty
LOL

Rent it out instead, make a small fortune :-)

AC, love your av x
16:29 Thu 24th Jan 2013
Avatar Image Frank97
:-) Like that!
16:30 Thu 24th Jan 2013
Avatar Image PiedPiper13
I like that, especially the baggy jeans with three inches of underwear on display. They look like pengins. How can they walk with the jeans crotch at knee level.
16:30 Thu 24th Jan 2013
Avatar Image baza
will you rent the dog out instead, will pay the going rate.
16:33 Thu 24th Jan 2013
Avatar Image AlwaysConfused
thankyou alba, I took pride in uploading my photograph on here :D
16:33 Thu 24th Jan 2013
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If I had a dog like that I would make sure it had puppies and sell loads, lol.
16:34 Thu 24th Jan 2013
Avatar Image chaptazbru
Good one !
15:51 Fri 25th Jan 2013

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