My Next Man Maiming Victim

[gness]

The entire male workforce of BT.
I pay my line rental yearly and receive a paper bill by email. Sometimes I even manage to view it!
BT sent an email saying it was due for renewal....to my daughter. I phoned to confirm renewal and sort out email mix up. They sent an email confirming payment and that email had been sorted.....to my daughter.
I phoned again, was reassured that my email address had a tick by it and all future emails would be to my address. Confirmation email went...to my daughter.
How many phone calls do you reckon it will take for me to receive an email to my address?
I reckon 17. The prize for the correct or closest guess is a pillion ride on Sunny-Dave`s sewing machine bike.

[excelsior-1]

you've phoned twice -
i say another seven -
making my guess ... nine (9)

[chi-chi66]

13.....I like a good sewing maching...

[gness]

Noted Excel.

[rockyracoon]

You have my sympathies gness, I'm currently on hold with the County Council, hoping to speak to someone that knows what they're talking about, I'll not hold my breath.

[ummmm]

I reckon 8.

[gness]

Euphemism Chi?

[gness]

Rocky and anyone else. Kept a note of men you would like maimed. I`m getting good.

[friedgreentomato]

11 do I get to rev the said sewing machine?

[gness]

What is revved will be up to Dave. :-)

[ummmm]

Lol

[pips1]

I don't ring companies any more, I wait and wait until they have to contact me!! Alternatively I ring the number and just hold and hold until someone answers, I don't do all this button pressing nonsense.

[sunny-dave]

Oi - I decide who plays with my twist-grip throttle :)

chi-chi - you may sit on the tank in front of me if you're a good girl

FGT - you may rev, but please don't break the limit

d xx

[mccfluff]

300

[sunny-dave]

You win fluff - I'll be round in 20 mins - get your leathers on

<swoons>

[sinderella]

i have had a guess.the email will be sent to your daughter.

[mccfluff]

i've only got a leather glove - jsut the one, the other murph decided was hers

[craft1948]

When I worked at BT we used to do things like that as a wind-up, it really used to annoy some customers.

[Kiki-frog]

gness, I'm probably missing something here, but why only the male BT workforce? 'Because they're there' or 'Because I feel like it' are probably reasonable enough answers, I suppose.

Or do you always speak to a man when you phone up?

Oh, and I'm betting 10.

[gness]

Hi Dave.
Sinderella. :-)

Fluffy. You`ll be wearing JUST a glove?!!!!!!

[sunny-dave]

Just try running the British Gas name and address database ... and dealing with irritating gits who were convinced that they lived at a posher address than the postcode directory indicated ... lots of laughs :)