said the young woman to me at the M&S checkout this morning. The walnuts hadn't scanned.
The lady in the queue behind me seemed to smother a laugh, or maybe it was just a cough, and I bit my lip in order to keep a straight face.
Have you ever said something and immediately realised it might be misunderstood?
On getting some printed out results mixed up with my colleague and finding I was still missing one, I then turned and asked her 'have you got my chlamydia?'
A French teacher I knew was teaching a group if 12 / 13 year olds, holding up items of clothing and them calling out the name.
He held up a pair of gloves, one smart allec shouts (in French) "Knickers". To which my friend replied "Don't be stupid, when was the last time you saw 5 fingers in a pair of knickers?"
The rest of the lesson was difficult, to say the least.
Some time ago one of the girls came out of the works office ( at a place I no longer work for ) she came over to where a couple of lads and myself were working, doing some maintenance on one of the machines, she said to me Jim ( the foreman ) wants to see you in the office, I replied '' Ive just got her nipples to grease and I'll come then '' the lads were creased up with laughter and the girl scurried off red faced, It was only later I realised what I had said.
In a meeting at work a few years ago and our very attractive female young junior came in wearing quite a low cut top and carrying two insulated coffee jugs which had a nice design round the to. One of the ladies in the meeting then said - "ooh Jennie, nice jugs!!" to which every male in the room collapsed in fits of laughter.