"The AB Chatterbox on Sunday"

[SIRandyraven]

Now we have a gap in the market , we should fill it with our own Sunday chip paper.

I will do the finance pages - This week I will do an article on probability and return on investment. Using Doc's wins on the Bingo and Stokes horse tips as probable pension investment plans.

Who else wants to do a column and what ?

[China Doll]

I'll be the agony aunt.. expect lots of 'catch yourself on', 'grow up', 'stop wasting my time', and 'you're a hyperchondriac' type answers.

I'm properly sympathetic, patient and tolerent.

[jackthehat]

Really, CD?

I thought you'd be 'Shoes'.........

[GillyGee]

Please can I run the advertising promise (not?) to include mobile phone supplier and their networks and perhaps Lie In king can do the crosswords..............

[NoMercy]

Can I be the Restaurant and Wine Critic?

[jno]

no good getting LiK to do them, they'd come ready filled in.

[237SJ]

I`ll be in Singapore on Sunday so I`ll do the travel section. I`ll probably do it p1ssed from a bar somewhere (like many journalists)

[mccfluff]

i'll do a health and fitness column

[GillyGee]

JNO you are so right, does that mean you are volunteering? see the sport is still up for grabs.................................

[China Doll]

I could combine,

Q. 'My boyfriend left you for another man who turned out wants to be a woman now he wants me back, but I am now seeing 2 other people and am pregnant but dont' know who the father is so should I take him back and say the baby is his?
A. Buy a new pair of shoes love, you'll feel much better. (PS, stop wasting my time and catch yourself on you turnip!)

[SIRandyraven]

@GillyGee - What reader offers will you launch with ?

[lcg]

i can do the health section...my nursie skills will stand me in good stead, i reckon. will cover the latest news and research, but i reckon sqad should do a column answering peoples questions on their ailments! x

[mccfluff]

i'm volunteering trigs for games reviews

[jno]

I can cope with cricket, gillygee, but have no interest in football, so I am the ideal person. Plus I would give a lot of space to bog-snorkelling, the only remaining sport in which Britain leads the world.

[mccfluff]

what about caber tossing?

[jackthehat]

Dotty or Craft1948 could do the Hatches, Matches and Dispatches.

I could do 'Thought for the day'......

[Ankou]

can i do the 3 page spread on who's norks look the biggest this week ?

[GillyGee]

Bog snorkelling - ooh is it this a seasonal sport or all year round?

[jno]

if you're going to be properly PC you'll have to let moobs in.

[GillyGee]

Readers offers - well first up howza about a free tips booklet on how to make your mobile phone super secure?