A Silly Thursday Afternoon Thread

[Barmaid]

We all know certain posters have their specialised subjects - but should probably steer clear from other topics.

Who should definitely NOT give advice in certain sections. (Please let this just be a bit of fun for an otherwise boring afternoon and not a "nasty" thread).

Barmaid - dieting, abstinence and vehicle repairs
Joggerjayne - Recipes
Gness - DIY

Get my jist?

Next...........

[albaqwerty]

Mrs O, Home and Garden unless it involves marigolds.

Albaqwerty, most of the topics.

[Barmaid]

Don't talk to me about marigolds, Alba. I had a tray of them coming up in the polytunnel and the damn slugs have had the heads off every single one of them. B*****ds.

[Booldawg]

Ano - The benefits of a mult-cultural society.

[Sqad]

\\\Barmaid - dieting, abstinence and vehicle repairs \\

Oh! come on ABSTINENCE......why? You were not too bad in bed......well, not THAT bad and once we got rid of that bloody flannelette nightie, you were ....well....not too bad at all........not too..........well OK ABSTINENCE is appropriate for you.

[Arksided]

Arksided - Gardening, I think there's a health section somewhere aswell.

[Baldric]

TWR, all matters appertaining to the wellbeing of new arrivals to our Shores

[sandyRoe]

The majority of those who haunt the halls of R&S, no names-no pack drill, on the consolations of deep religious faith.

[albaqwerty]

You didn't stick the slugs on Mrs O's eyebrows did you BM?

(It's alriight, I'm already in her book!)

Sqad, too much information, at least flannelete is better than winceyette.

[MadMen]

Sqad - medical advice :P

[Barmaid]

lol Booldawg.

Sqad - "Not THAT bad"?!!!! You see sex is a bit like a game of football - the better the opposing team, the more you raise your game. I can't help it if my bedfellow needed 14 viagra and then couldn't get his bloody socks off ;)

[Buenchico]

Hmmm.

I nominate myself.

I spent ages recently, following my own standard advice, trying to get rid of malware which was automatically scrolling every window to the bottom of the page. I ran Malwarebyte's Anti-malware. Then I ran it again in Safe Mode. Then I ran a full anti-virus scan before scouring the web for a solution. Eventually, after several hours, I noticed that the down arrow on my keyboard was stuck down!

And a couple of days ago I pressed the key combination on my mobile phone to 'wake it up'. Nothing happened. So I tried again and again. Then I recharged it. Then I spent an hour looking for a solution on the web. Then I took the battery and SIM out. Then, and only then, did I remember to actually TURN IT ON!

So perhaps I shouldn't be posting in Technology?
;-)

[Barmaid]

The rest of you weren't there when I posted!

Perhaps it should also be Barmaid - technology.

[Barmaid]

lol Chris

[EcclesCake]

Honeydip - Vegetarianism.....

[Barmaid]

Cazz1975 - vegans

[albaqwerty]

folk sneak in when you're not looking BM.

Eccles, that's easy for you to type, also HD should stay away from how to take care of fish.

[lady-janine]

patience and helpful, caring advice.

taking pain killers

[Barmaid]

Madmen - the care of bears

[lady-janine]

not me but someone else - no names - being positive and co-operative and cheerful.