Shoe Topic

[China Doll]

Dear Ed,

Please could we have a Shoe Topic?

We could put it in sport so we could PM each other about shoe related websites and discuss shoe related topics.

Then we could sport in the weather topic as they're both used about as frequently.

Or we could just get rid of sport all together? The shoes for sporting events aren't very nice anyway...

Cheers
China

[China Doll]

Oh so now it's the three stooges in the house is it?!

Ok... hands up who thinks I look like a badly dressed elephant in heels? It's ok, I can take it.

Mutters under breath about swines

[China Doll]

Oh I've nothing like her collection alas.

A shoe category would be beneficial to all!

[paulos66]

China
Have you ever bought a pair of shoes in the wrong size just cos you liked the look of them?

[China Doll]

Hangs head

I do own a pair of shoes that are half a size too small but they were also on sale for �9 at the time and were a real bargain.

:c(

[paulos66]

Are we married

[China Doll]

Is there any way that could have happened without me noticing?

[paulos66]

There was a batch of very cheap acid a few years back

[China Doll]

Hmmm... But I would have needed new shoes for the wedding and I'd have remembered that surely?!

We need to figure this out fast as I believe I'm currently betrothed to another ABer and it wasn't my intention to be a bigamist.

[paulos66]

Wedding shoes were white and very expensive (stop drooling), ring any bells?

[China Doll]

Thinks hard

Nope! I don't have any white shoes... Phew!

Have you got a picture of the shoes though?

[paulos66]

Well who the hell has been dragging me round shoeshops for the last 10 years then?

[China Doll]

What does she look like? Maybe I know her?

Does she get your shoes too?

[paulos66]

Size 5

[paulos66]

or is that 3.5 to 6.5

[China Doll]

6.5 could work, we could go halfies.

Well she's definitely not me but I like her already!

[paulos66]

She has tried getting my shoes but I'm convinced it's a smokescreen

[paulos66]

Just re-read your replies and you are definitely not my wife if there are any colours that you don't have shoes in.

[China Doll]

I have no shoes in white or a metalic green. I know this because I'm looking for a nice pair in green but I don't want white shoes.

[paulos66]

I've always been led to believe that where shoes are involved the word is NEED not want