can I just set the record straight

[Doc Spock]

I am Doc Spock, no-one else. I have G4GS in reserve, that is all. If people try to pretend I am someone else I am sorry.

[cazzz1975]

dont take it bad doc, we all love a bit of speculation when regulars take on different identities.

[Panic Button]

No, I'm Doc Spock you imposter

[Doc Spock]

Hi cazzz, funny night here, missed the early bit, I only have 2 names and thankfully dont need g4 cos not been banned for a while. Seems like joe is upset cos his name has been pinched.

[Doc Spock]

Excuse me panic but that is me.

[whiffey]

Well now leg end is here we might as well all retire to bed with a good book.

[jno]

nice try, 'Doc', but I know sexy russky when I see her.

[Doc Spock]

jno I am not the rusky, full stop.

[whiffey]

Right, major alert toot toot toot !!! jno is the ruskie, who else would be privy to such information as 'I know sexy ruskie when I see her'.

I don't, I just scrabble in the mire of my confusion wondering if the author of a post by Bacon might infact be Shakespeare hisself.

[jno]

russian isn't hard to find, I spotted her in 10 seconds on this one

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion432762.html

just takes close textual analysis (eg inefficient use of space bar). But it occurred to me she might be trying to move up in the world by claiming a spurious medical qualification.