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Favourite news headlines
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What is your favourite news headline? A recent one I loved was after the Rooney/Ronaldo incident: 'He Winks, it's all over.' Older ones are 'Paddy Pantsdown' (after Paddy Ashdown's extra-marital shenanigans) and 'Zip me up before you go-go) about George Michael, who i like very much but the headline really made me laugh.
I'm not sure which category this fits so apologies if it's in the wrong place.
I'm not sure which category this fits so apologies if it's in the wrong place.
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Back in the days when Benetton where doing their mosr famous ad campaign , a racing car sponsored by them furst into flames on the track. Headline - 'The Ignited Colours of Benetton'
Also liked The Sun headline when Ken Livingston became mayor - ' Oh my God, they've elected Kenny!' ( if you've never seen Southpark that will make no sense whatsoever).
Also liked The Sun headline when Ken Livingston became mayor - ' Oh my God, they've elected Kenny!' ( if you've never seen Southpark that will make no sense whatsoever).
Another from the Sun ' 'Freddie Star ate my hamster'
Reminds me of the story about a lunatic who went into a laundry and had his wicked way with all the women, then ran off. A rookie reporter on the local paper was told to play down the seriousness of the crime, so he came up with the headline 'NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS'
Reminds me of the story about a lunatic who went into a laundry and had his wicked way with all the women, then ran off. A rookie reporter on the local paper was told to play down the seriousness of the crime, so he came up with the headline 'NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS'
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