Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[vivandorron]

Bambi.....Let's hope the Ed is too busy to notice. You can appreciate now why earlier I enquired about taking out Insurance cover against the possibility of being banned or suspended.:-)

Ron.

[Traci66]

I appear to have broken out in boils, can anyone help me please?

[DTCwordfan]

What is a Mexican wave - something an immigrant does to say goodbye to this motherland when he has swum the Rio Grande?

[Kiki-frog]

And what does a Greek urn? Probably less than a Mexi can.

[Kiki-frog]

Sometimes the old ones are the best.

[Traci66]

Should this thread be christened, the Aptheosis of Fred?

[Traci66]

Apotheosis.

[venator]

If Fred is to undergo his apotheosis, he will need some divine attributes.

His OP does tend to rebel against Ab Editor (pbuh), so I suppose he could be a rebel angel. Would he care to be cast down into the nether regions of Answerbank?

It could be arranged ho ho - we have connections - the sacred emoticon was revealed to the First Church of Answerbank....

[Charity]

Grandad was cautioned last night for poking a cucumber through his neighbours letterbox and shouting 'Look out the Martians are coming' - how can I get his picture removed from mugshots.com?

[gness]

Destroy all evidence at once. Shred his cucumber.

[Kiki-frog]

Or dice it and serve it with feta cheese as a delicious Greek salad. Perfect for those long hot summer days

[marval]

Does anyone know what the updated Site Rules are?

[Bambiagain]

Ron, yes I understand now. But if we keep quiet he may not notice.

[gness]

That would depend on where it had been before the shocking letter box incident Kiki.

[Charity]

reported

[gness]

Marval! Now you`ve gone off the topic.

[Bambiagain]

--answer removed--

[marval]

oops sorry

[rowanwitch]

so long as they are not the inaccurate rules used by Tony to measure his appendage

[Charity]

Grandma has secreted the cucumber in the pocket of her pinny - could she be pregnant?