Mental Health Act?

[McMouse]

Before cutting down some unwanted conifers I called the local council and asked if they would be accepted at the recycling centre. They said yes, provided they had been sectioned.

[rowanwitch]

I suppose you were alittle cut up about their answer, may have made you a little mad

[McMouse]

I did get to the root of it though when I called another branch.

[rowanwitch]

They twigged you were being serious..I beleafed you of course,

[Greedyfly]

Just leaf it alone

[McMouse]

Well I did bark at them.

[rowanwitch]

You were pine ing for a sensible answer fir heavens sake ....

[cupid04]

are you out of your tree?

[McMouse]

They were conifers and I was really needled.

[Mamyalynne]

Well I bough to your superior knowledge

[rowanwitch]

fircone L mcMouse why did you start this

[McMouse]

That goes against the grain cupid.

[McMouse]

Nice one rowan

[rowanwitch]

Cedar tree of course I can see the tree... its in bits at the end of McMouses Garden

[McMouse]

I'm really stumped now

[cupid04]

they're coming to take you away ha, ha!

[McMouse]

I'll have to spruce up then cupid

[rowanwitch]

did you tree fellers in to do it no there was just me and paddy

apologies for politaclly incorrect old joke

[McMouse]

No I called my local chinese takeaway and they sent Wee Ping and Will Lo.

[Mamyalynne]

All this wit just Bole's me over ♥

[McMouse]

Wood yew repeat that please