(well, it amused my bouche anyway.....)
Sunday Times: "An Australian restaurant has been ordered to pay compensation to a blind man who was refused entry because a waiter thought his dog was gay. IJ wanted his dog, Nudge, into Thai Spice, Adelaide. However the waiter thought Mr IJ said "Gay dog", not "guide dog" and refused him entry (!!).
After being ordered to pay $900 fine, the Thai Spice said "The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been de-sexed to become a gay dog".