Whatever happened

[stewey]

To King Arthur and Robin Hood?

[swanko]

rookin marion in the woods!!!

[stewey]

The maid? No way..............Incorrect.

[swanko]

o.k the king is having a lie down after stuffing the bird.

is that correct.

[swanko]

and robin hood was just about to be abducted by thieves.
when all of a sudden he got stuck in the loo and started to scream....

He lay in the rubble, bent over double.
With the toilet seat wrapped round his knees.
Shouting. "Martha, there's been a commotion in t' cludgie
That's the last time we have mushy peas!"

is that correct?

whys me lines out of sync?

[logic]

Robin hood has got the corner shop near us,
but he's changed his name to Robin b****rd.
king arther Is in essex, he is now Known as J Arthur,

[stewey]

Gee, I forgot I'd posted this! Anyway, they're both legends so they're not allowed here......groan.