Nan's Travelling Teeth Part 2

[NoMercy]

Having outbid me on Ebay, Faruq Abdul took delivery of Nan's teeth, and he and his camel, Habib Gamali, were said to be delighted with the new choppers. Sadly, an as-yet-unspecified strain of Ruminant Flu has been sweeping across the Middle East, and you guessed it - the camel sneezed - and off they go again..........!!!

[sn�gs]

What are you on? And where can I get some ;-)

[knobbynonut5]

Did you have to liquidise her sunday roast today then nomerc

[NoMercy]

Hi Snags - just having a Cornetto ! How are you? x

[NoMercy]

I had a tin of Asparagus soup in the cupboard, Knobby ! Poor old trout couldn't even have a slice of bread with it.

[HuntRag]

I used to know this hooker with no teeth..........................yeah she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe she could!

[stompe]

Told you they were "Magic Mushrooms" you wont listen! NoM xxx

[wwwdotme]

Should have had them insured with insureyourteef.com

[knobbynonut5]

Oh crumbs poor old nan

[wendilla]

Hi just been watching the Formula one from Bahrain and just overheard Ablul A bdula saying they landed on the wing of his aeroplane so nan if you can make it before they take off again you might be lucky.Plane takes off in 5 minutes.

[NoMercy]

Stompe - but I just can't leave them alone........... ;-)

Hi, HuntRag !

[HuntRag]

Ermm...nom,did'nt anyone think about puting the bread in the soup to get soggy enough to eat?

[HuntRag]

And a big hello to you too nomercy!

[NoMercy]

Thank wwwdot ! Will remember next time !

Wendilla - conflicting reports coming in ! Keep me posted x x

[stewey]

They were last seen plopping into Lake Tanganyika. The 'Mimi' and 'Toutou' are currently steaming at full speed towards the site.

[knobbynonut5]

Please dont feed the green cabbage patch troll nomerc, as it will only put your nans teef in and to try and bite you

[NoMercy]

HuntRag - NEVER give my Nan bread. The flatulence is enough to knock a grown man stone dead.........!!!

Travelling teeth update: An unidentified object has been spotted hurtling at terrifying speed over the Persian Gulf and thru Iranian airspace, heading toward the Caspian Sea. According to the Roy Turds News Agency, Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, has told his nation to prepare for war.

[HuntRag]

LOL! Ill have to take you word for that nom!
Knubby,have you got some kind of problem with me?

[NoMercy]

Knobby - I still don't know who's who ! x x

Stewey - thanks, we endeavour to check all reports, however insignificant they may seem. Someone out there holds the key to solving the mystery of the missing teeth.

[knobbynonut5]

You been sniffing the camels butts again aint ya nomerc