I was reading.............

[MWB]

Jeremy Clarkson. He says he doesn't like cats because he has asthma & their bottoms look like tea towel holders!

LOL.!!!!

[wolf63]

Much as I dislike Clarkson he does have a point. A cat bum staring you in the face first thing in the morning isn't a perfect start to the day.

[gelda]

I once bought a friend one of those tea towel holders, it was the back of a cat with it's tail up in the air and when you put the tea towel in it's bum it sqeaked !!!

[bigmamma]

rofl !

[MWB]

Brilliant, gelda. I want one! lol.

[gelda]

I think I got it from Harpers Bazaar, I can't quite remember now, it was about 3 years ago. No I don't think it was that but it was something Bazaar I'll try and find out.

[gelda]

Just found it, it's Hawkins Bazaar and it's called cat end so if you go to their site and put in cat end you'll find it, sorry I don't know how to post links! The only problem, this one doesn't squeek.

[gelda]

There's also a pencil sharpener called dog sharp end, you put the pencil in it's bum and as you turn the pencil the dog barks in protest !

[bigmamma]

Hee , I just checked out my Jack Russells rear end as he walked away and .......

[stompe]

Gelda, i dont know what to say!! LOL

[stompe]

Bigmamma sweety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPWKS5p3z0

[stompe]

Gelda,xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqRfS8_ktjM

[gelda]

Thankyou stompe, yes they're the ones!
See you on the morning post. :-}

[bensmum]

There's an excellent book called 101 Uses for a Dead Cat and there are some really funny suggestions in there for cats' arses.
(I do love cats btw!)

[momac]

I should'nt imagine they're too much in love with him either,they;re too intelligent.

[two-penneth]

A petrol-head anti-environmentalist like Clarkson with asthma? Poetic justice or what? Suggest we all send him something furry (not tongues, they wouldn't work).