Pidgeon Death

[shylock73]

Don`t read this if you are squeamish........but I bet you do.

To-day whilst sitting in my garden I had a very traumatic experienced whilst enjoying the unusual yellow warm thing in the sky. Allowing my gaze to wander around the flower borders I perceived a birds wing lying on the lawn minus it`s body, and believing the poor creature had been consumed by a cat I put it in the compost bin and went back to my seat to once again enjoy a summers afternoon relaxing in the meagre sunshine and listening to the hum of the bees pollinating and doing what bees do, when looking up to a neighbour's apple tree I saw them............two eyes peering down at me and as still as a rock,........... yes, .......it was a one wing pigeon frozen in fear as a huge black cat sidled slowly along a branch to-ward it. I was transfixed, unable to take my eyes off a the horror about to take place. What should I do? Should I try and scare the cat away, or let nature have it`s cruel outcome? The pigeon watched as sure death approached and it hung it`s little head to one side as if to say "Make it quick,....please" and with that it fell off it`s perch........ and I never saw anymore.

[hau kola]

Awwww, thats horrible. I found a dead baby pigeon on my lawn this morning. There was nothing wrong with it (apart from being dead) so i don`t know what happened to it.
I put it in the bin in an Asda bag in case it was a carrier pigeon.

[wolf63]

...did the bird survive? ....did the cat get a quick lunch?
...tune in tomorrow for the next exciting part.

My two morons are sleeping in their cardboard boxes - not looking at all like little killing machines.

:-)

[shylock73]

Did you like it ? that`s what I want to know. HA Ha

[Sir Alec]

Nearly put me off my bottle of Old Peculier - but I soon recovered - yummy!

[sara3]

I watched in horror as a neighbour's cat decked a pigeon that was sitting on my fence. my friend was with me and we shooed away the cat but the garden looked like it had hosted a comedy pillow fight, feathers everywhere. the pigeon was well beyond help so.. we put it out of it's misery (it turned into a panicky frenzied attack!). it was probably one of the most disturbing moments of my life.

we still laugh (nervously) about it now!

[johnny.5]

what happened to the poor likkle fishy ?

[wildwood]

You have a vivid imagination.

[Rtaxron]

That reminds me of of a cat that kept killing my Japanese Carp in my pond in my back garden.

I had a air rifle and one day I shot at the cat as it was approaching the pond.
I aimed for its backside or tail area and it scarpered as I fired.

I had a local taxi driver pick me up the next day and he said ''have you heard that somebody is trying to shoot cats in the area, as Mrs ???? cat was shot in the head yesterday''?

I felt so guilty but, the carp cost a lot more than the cat did.

[shylock73]

Oh, bye the way , I forgot to mention (wolf63) the pigeon fell of the tree and down behind my neighbour's wall, that`s why I never saw it again.

[Hitler]

lol that was like poetry. encore

[Disco Fever]

My cat regulaly brings in birds, mice and a month ago a rat, he plays with them til they are dead then eats them in the kitchen, happy times to be a cat....

[888sally888]

My friends cat brought a hapf dead mouse into her bedroom while she was asleep and deposited it in her hair.

She sleepily rubbed her hair and there it was.

And I wonder why I have a dog instead!!??

[terambulan]

A waste of a pigeon.....u should have put it out of its misery and then made a pie with it.

[888sally888]

Funny - my one big big phobia is pigeons - I cant stand them!! eugh gone all funny now

[joggerjayne]

How does a one winged pigeon fly into an apple tree?

Is that how you spell "pollinating"?

[joggerjayne]

My neighbour's cat must have been out chasing pigeons in the night.

It was raining too. Poor thing got soaked, and then found it's way in through my bedroom window.

It must have been cold during the night, coz the poor little thing snuggled up against me to warm up. And ...

... I woke up with a warm, wet pussy.









Jayne_The_Old_Ones_Are_The_Best_Ones

[shylock73]

joggerjayne------according to abc `word check` I spelt it correctly, now,---- go dry your pussy.

[wildwood]

JAYNE!!!! Behave yourself!

[joggerjayne]

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Well done on the spelling Shy.

:-))

[BillySugger]

Talikng of dead pigeons ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vyhuMLpdnOjY

Tom lehrer