Is god a woman?

[merciasounds]

I only ask because.................

[123everton]

Yes God is a woman
If God were a man women would have 3 breasts, 2 at the front and 1 on their back for when you're dancing.

[cazzz1975]

Its obviously a woman because she can do so many things simultaneously without there being a drop in quality.

If god was male there would be a massive pile up of "jobs to do" amongst the clutter that would be his desk

[cuddleMe]

no but i am...