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NickleArse | 17:59 Mon 18th Nov 2002 | Animals & Nature
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What colour do Smurfs go when you strangle them?
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purple
smauve.
Not quite as interesting a colour as when you put them in a blender.
This is very silly
Why not ask Smurfette? It is bound to have happened when one of them didn't put the toilet seat down...
Your disgusting activities have been reported to the NSPCS(murfs) and you can expect a visit from the boys in blue (with white hats) very soon!!!!!
How unkind of them to treat your question with mockery. I can't help you on the strangulation, but they will turn red if you boil them, just like prawns and lobsters. Then you can butterfly and batter them or just pop them back into their caps serve as you would escargot. Delicious with fairy bread and Smurfoff bloody marys.
a darker blue

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