Trainwreck.

[Just-Jude]

Should there be Muslim only carriages on trains? This would confine any terrorist incident and save many lives.

[woofgang]

oh you are so funny

[sandyRoe]

How could they be identified?

[Just-Jude]

They would have to be body scanned , sandy.

[sandyRoe]

How would that show they were Muslims?

[jourdain2]

You could ask them to swear on the Bible that they were muslims? Bit time-consuming.

[askyourgran]

Maybe the beard or the balaclava and the AK47 neatly tucked in by his side? sandy.

[sandyRoe]

A suicide vest would allow an assassin to access any çarriage.

[stuey]

That is a practical impossibility: the carriages would have to be designed so that no matter the direction of train travel, the windows would always have to face East...So don't be silly, JJ.

[Prudie]

What a brilliant idea, you should send that in to Viz Top Tips.

[stuey]

What is that, Prudie?

[askyourgran]

Maybe the Railways companies will fall over backwards and build special carriages that are facing east stuey, except that they must able to fit into any tunnels on the line. The same way that they fall over backwards to let them build as many mosques as they like to keep them here, now that they are......here.

[stuey]

What would you grease the under-carriages with?

[stuey]

Divebuddy, you do realize don't you that someone one is going to come on here and say that the thread is pig-headed racism?

[douglas9401]

Baksheesh, stuey?

[stuey]

I never went away, Douglas.

[Prudie]

Have you not heard of Viz magazine stuey? It's an outrageous adult comic that's been going for years. well-known feature called top-tips - for silly ideas. here's some examples:
http://viz.co.uk/category/top-tips/page/2/

[agchristie]

No reservations needed ;)

[askyourgran]

The special carriages would have to be self releasing - operated by the train driver, and the undercarriages greased with a little semtex. There is a Dining car for their exclusive use with halal ham and pickled pulled pork snacks.

[stuey]

Well that certainly looks different. Don't have it over here.