Abroad....

[netibiza]

I am a broad broad abroad!!

[Psybbo]

As in where?

[factor-fiction]

Are you enjoying it or are you a bored broad broad abroad?

[Psybbo]

How broad is that, factor?

[Tilly2]

Are you telling us that you're thinking of going on a diet to become less broad?

[factor-fiction]

I dunno? How Hi's a Chinaman, as a work colleague once asked me (think he meant how long's a piece of string)

[factor-fiction]

When I lived in Stoke, tilly, a friend used to refer to girls as broads, whatever size they were

[gness]

Hi Neti...You enjoying?.....I'm off abroad soon.....x

[Psybbo]

Hi Tilly

[stewey]

When I was but a young chap, Mater and Pater insisted upon sending me abroad to study:I was well pleased.

[Psybbo]

Where on earth are you off to this time, Gness?

[gness]

Hi Psyb....off to Devon....☺

[Tilly2]

Factor, your friend was obviously a very rude man. Broad indeed!
Hi Psybbo.

Gness, Devon.....is....not.........abroad.

[gness]

But they speak differently...and it's a long way......x

[Tilly2]

Actually, technically, definition wise, abroad would do for Devon as it's not your home. So you are right, Gness.

Where are you, neti?

[netibiza]

I am in Ibiza. It's been raining and I've been in the pool in the rain, twas lovely.

[Tilly2]

Now I'm confused.

[society]

So you are saying you were a broad broad in a pool. Was that too a broad pool? :)

[grasscarp]

Nets in Ibiza, in the pool, in the rain
If you ask me she's crazy
not right in the brain.
Isnt she better back here in dear blighty
Not a broad broad abroad
All flippant and flighty?

[netibiza]

haha love it grasscarp! and yes I would rather be back in dear old Blightly, but Ed doesn't need me there!!