I am feeling quite low now, anyone fancy cheering me up some?

[Bobbisox]

[rinkins]

Whats up bobbi?

Feel a bit higher xx

[Bbbananas]

you need a pessary by the sounds of it. Go get fitted for one quick bobs, before the whole lot falls out way past your knees.....

[Bobbisox]

I started out today feeling my usual chipper self, anyways heres Twottie , he always makes me smile

[Bobbisox]

errr, salla, there's not much to fall out if y'know what I mean he-he

[Bbbananas]

You have intestines don't you....?!! Things can get that bad you know Bobs. You should cheer up - things could be worse..... ;-)

[mccfluff]

go read the sausage surprise thread in food, that's funny!

[redman41]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR0pzQEbmwM

A song to cheer you up Bobbi !

[Bobbisox]

Oh never mind about me salla..lol
I will always bounce right back, just hate upsetting folk that's all
Bobbi ♥

[Bbbananas]

Who have you been upsetting now? Don't worry about sqadlet - he loves being 'upset' by women.

Have a double sloe gin - always works with me. x

[rinkins]

Just the one salla?!

Sloe wine is good for that too

[B00]

Ok, will give it a whirl, true story time, happened this morning...

Old guy comes in shop, I know him fairly well as hes a regular. I've noticed lately he's becoming a bit more doddery and very forgetful, so if at all possible I try to help him with his shopping...anyhoo...today he comes in...

Me: Hiya, how's you today? You well?
Him : Yes thanks not too bad, ive just come in for....errr....ummm...ahhh?

He looks at me quizzically for a few seconds and then says...

Him: you know, round thing..
Me: errr, give me a bit more to go on will you?
Him: Round brown things, you roll them (he made a rolling notion with his arms)
Me: Boules?? (Bearing in mind we don't sell them.
Him: nooooo, you eat them...
Me: Ahhhh, Maltesers!!!
Him: Them's the ones, a packet of Revels please.....!!!

[Bbbananas]

I love doddery old men. Most of them anyway....

[rinkins]

Oh Boo I have conversations like that with my Nan frequently!

[Bobbisox]

Hello BOO, you can always cheer me up :-)

[B00]

Heh rinkins, we have quite a few like him, all regulars and all barking in one form or another, I really should make a book out of the stuff that happens and is said in there, some are brilliant.

[LoftyLottie]

I think I am rapidly getting to the stage of that old man BOO!
Mind you - 'Boules' wherever did that come from!!! You are just as bad ;o)

[B00]

S'not my fault lottie, he did the arm rolling motion, boules immediately sprang to mind!

All of 'em no know.