mental me????

[oldgrape]

i think i'm going crazy

1st i have started argueing with the television and the presenters on it

2nd i had a debate with myself over what film to watch 2nite

3rd i named my cockatiel bertie bird and my hamster humbug

4th i joined a dating site

5th i have just bought a loo seat off ebay with flashing lights when u lift up the seat

6th i have just eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich which i toasted

7th i bought pepsi max today rather than coke yuck

8th i have organised my underwear draw into colours

9th i phoned my mum for a chat (weird not like me at all)

10th i am posting this question

should i seek medical help arrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Octavius]

How about a hobby?

[oldgrape]

would that solve it do u think what sort of hobby

[mrs.chappie]

Yep, you're going crazy - join the club!!!!

:o)

[oldgrape]

ohhh i'd like a knobby lol

[bigmamma]

Well grapey hun , I was thinking all was ok with you until I got to number 8 ........I'll ring the men in white coats asap !

[joggerjayne]

oldgrape ... you sound very jolly.

x

[oldgrape]

bigmomma i just thought it would be easier i.e got white trainers on get white trainer socks etc it was the last thing to organise already have my food, freezer, clothes cd's and dvds in alphapetical order or colour co-ordinated

[Jugglering]

No... you are perfectly sane.... so join the *I am not mad* club and gradually become bonkers (it takes time, so don't worry too much)..

However, you really do need to watch this affliction of posting strange questions just after 8pm in the evening.... you don't know who will respond... *cackle*... lol

PS - which dating site did you try ? Was it any good ? lol

[oldgrape]

girlsdateforfree.com

[Octavius]

I beg to differ. He's mad! He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition.

And that is just for calling jam 'jelly'???

[oldgrape]

octavious your mad i'm a woman lol

[Octavius]

Only a madman would deny his sex!

[oldgrape]

the jar said jam and i'm not american so not calling it jelly it's like calling a pavement the sidewalk

[oldgrape]

defiently a woman i have just double checked yep defietly a woman got no dangly bits

[bigmamma]

Hee , I know hun , last time I was in hospital my sister couldn't get over how organised my undies drawer is , and how neat it is . So I hope that doesn't really make us crazy , just that we have time to do it , and it does save time in the long run because you can just grab what you want easier.
xxx

[Jugglering]

*ahem*... I did wonder about the peanut butter and jelly sarnie... but thought it might be some sort of special code for summat.... no idea what, but as I'd heard it before I didn't think it was a sign of insanity....lol (does sound darn weird to me though.... but then I don't eat meat or fish or drink milk and I like chillies and a lot of folk find all that a bit odd, so heho.... it takes all sorts...lol).. Anyway... back to the dating site... any results so far ?