Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me! ___
A woman goes on holiday to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?' 'I can't tell you,' the man says. Every night...
Thoughts for the day: Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right...
I can attempt that either online or off-line. I'm primed and ready to do this. We have to seize the night. This avocation isn't a secret weapon known only to mere mortals. Surely, why will that...
What do you call a Spaniard who loses his car? Carlos __________ A police dog responds to an ad for work with the CID. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict...
"Push harder!" I shouted at my wife while she was in labour. "I hate you, I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone!" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought… it wasn't my fault the car broke...
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Prince Charles was driving around his mother’s estate when he accidentally ran over her favourite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally...
20d "Yankee faces married supporters" looks like Y-FRONTS, but (without being too anatomical) what has "married" to do with them please? [Y R N S from other clues.]...
A perpetual criminal offender is brought to the court house for trial. However the judge is a duck wearing robes and a powdered wig . The criminal is incensed, he shouts out "I will not be judged by a...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother. "I had a big fight with my classmate.” “He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my...
The sort of tree that is lacking experience 9 letters
Away from mountaintop at a time when there are least travel demands 3/4 letters
Pins it up secretly in its original place 2/4 letters thanks...
I was having a pint at the bar when a stunning girl came in. She was wearing the most amazing figure hugging jeans, that looked as if they must have been sprayed on. I asked her "how on earth do you...
