Are Reuters...

[carrust]

...novelists from Birmingham?

[BlackadderV]

Quite like that one.

[Svejk]

tee-hee. oil give it 5.

[chaptazbru2]

Not bad ..

[carrust]

Only foive sweaty:-)

[Svejk]

Trying a few gags out before working there, crusty? They'll like that one.(thumb up)

[carrust]

I could do with some more..... Anybody..

[sunny-dave]

Is Detroit what tonyav orders in a posh fish restaurant ... ?

[DTCwordfan]

Tonyav walks into a Witton, (Birmingham), tailors...
"Alroit, mate. I'd like a 70s suit, please."

The tailor says, "Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?"

tony says, "Thanks mate, two sugars."

[Svejk]

lol, where is he?

[DTCwordfan]

he's at wok, svejk.....

[sunny-dave]

Nah - he's a Tom ...

[DTCwordfan]

1st Brummie: - "Have you seen 'The Voice,' tony?"
tony: - "Course I 'ave, it's on the bench in me shed next to me metalworking tools.

[DTCwordfan]

When is tony's hosepipe (not an euphemism, please).....when is tony's hosepipe like a metal box? When it's a-squaretin'.

[marval]

lol

White van man to pedestrian:

S'cuse me mate does yow now if there's a B & Q in Wolverhampton?

Pedestrian:

Sorry mate oi don't, but I nows theres 2 D's in Dudley

[BlackadderV]

I have many happy childhood memories of the West Midlands as my dad originated from Worcester and we would occasionally go down to stay with my grandparents. As i got older I frequently got slaps for taking the mickey out of the accent.

[tonyav]

Oi, oi ay a brummie.

[zebo]

The only Peter Kay joke that has ever made me laugh was Do you deliver? No, we do chops, steak but we don't do liver. I've never found him funny, maybe being from Notlob, it all sounded perfectly normal to me!