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What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
U2 are playing a gig in Glasgow, Bono asks the crowd for a bit of quiet and starts to clap his hands every 5 seconds. He says "Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies". Suddenly a voice from the crowd shouts "Well stop f*cking doing it then!"
U2 are playing a gig in Glasgow, Bono asks the crowd for a bit of quiet and starts to clap his hands every 5 seconds. He says "Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies". Suddenly a voice from the crowd shouts "Well stop f*cking doing it then!"
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