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limewire

does anyone no why i cant get a turbo boost on my downloads,,,im getting one bar,,and no downloads,,,,i dont no how to do the firewall buisness,,,,,
20:25 Sun 02nd Sep 20073 answers, last by musicblogger 21:29 Mon 21st Jan 2008
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flood

who got flooded out today!!!!!!!!
23:17 Fri 20th Jul 20077 answers, last by theonlyone 20:15 Sat 21st Jul 2007
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omd

omd are touring again!!! good luck to them,,,,,gary numan still god though!!!!!
23:10 Fri 20th Jul 2007
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bats

two bats hanging up side down in a cave!!! the first bat says ,,im sick of hanging around here im going to look fir some food,,,1min later he flys back in covered in blood!!! the second bat says what...
22:56 Tue 17th Jul 2007
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hairy toes

somtimes my toes get hairy and they look like odd bods feet,,sometimes when im resting my feet in the rug ,,i cant tell the difference!!!!
23:10 Mon 16th Jul 200714 answers, last by bluevern 00:29 Tue 17th Jul 2007
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football

i went to a football match the other day ,,,the bloke next to me said that the attendance has gone up 100%,,hows that i asked,,he said you just turned up!!! i phoned leeds football club to find out...
23:03 Mon 16th Jul 200710 answers, last by sophie_1003 00:42 Sat 21st Jul 2007
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doctor jokes "silly"

man goes to the doctor ans says ! i think iv got amnesia!when did this problem start asksthe doc!! the man replies "what problem!!!!
00:41 Sat 07th Jul 20071 answer, last by Neilzulu1 08:04 Tue 10th Jul 2007
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best joke in the world

an unemployed man is looking through the local paper for a job with no luck,,hes been out of work for ages and would do anything!!! whilst looking he sees this advertisment for a job at billy smarts...
00:24 Sat 07th Jul 200713 answers, last by keithlbw 20:56 Mon 16th Jul 2007
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norton anti virus

cant turn on my auto protect on my norton anti virus,,,,,as a result i cant send or recive emails,,,,what do i do,,,,,,
23:12 Thu 05th Jul 2007
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drowning

a man drowned in a bowl of musili thismorning,,,,,,,a strong current pulled him in,,,,,,,, man walks into the butchers and bet him he could not reach the meat on the top shelf,,,the butcher said...
00:28 Thu 05th Jul 20075 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:25 Fri 05th Oct 2007
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cant send/recive emails

please help,,,,,,i cant send or recive emails on my outlook express,,,,,,when i do an up date on my norton anti virus it tells me i have a problem with my email scanning,,,its off,,,so i click the...
23:29 Wed 04th Jul 200710 answers, last by RATTER15 10:37 Thu 05th Jul 2007
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cup final

a man sitting at the cup final notices that theres an empty seat next to the man in the next seat!!!so he asks the man "sorry mate but do you no why there is an empty seat" yeh! says the bloke it was...
19:53 Fri 25th May 20073 answers, last by bluevern 23:30 Sat 26th May 2007
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chipshop joke

a bloke walks into a chipshop and says "portion of chips you w***ker" the man behind the counter says,,i beg yr pardon" the bloke says again"portion of chips you...
19:44 Fri 25th May 20071 answer, last by teash 22:20 Fri 25th May 2007
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a bloke walks into a french resturant

a bloke walks into a french resturant and says to the waiter,,,do you have frogs legs,,,yes replied the waiter,,,well hop round the back and make me a bacon sandwich
00:58 Thu 24th May 2007
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cool joke

a man has six children and he keeps calling his wife "mother of six" no matter where they are ,,and this really irratates her,,,one night at a packed party ,,,the husband is looking for his wife to go...
00:48 Thu 24th May 20072 answers, last by Leight0n 10:40 Fri 25th May 2007
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a couple go on hols

this northern couple go to spain 4 there hols,,,when unpacking the suit case the wife says to the husband" oh no i forgot to pack the gravey for our sunday dinners" dont worry hes says ,,i saw an...
00:29 Thu 24th May 20076 answers, last by cazzrob 00:39 Tue 05th Jun 2007
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cargiants

i want to buy a new (ish) car has anybody brought a car from car giants?
15:20 Sat 07th Apr 20072 answers, last by bluevern 19:09 Sat 07th Apr 2007
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fields of the nephlim

where are they now,,,,,,do you remember the song ,,,,moon child,,,,,,
23:03 Sat 17th Mar 20074 answers, last by Memore 17:44 Wed 21st Mar 2007

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