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...He's just found out that his new brde spends twice as much on shoes as his old one!!!
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....the only thing I'd like to know is how he managed to pop the equestrian?
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...it was all about a couple who bought a haunted yoghurt.
It was called Paranormal Activia!...
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Three sister potatoes were siting chatting about the future. ''When I grow up, I'm going to marry a King Edwards'', said the first. ''When I grow up, I'm going to marry a Jersey Royal'', said the...
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An Amish drive-by shooting.
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You know you're of a certain age when: You and your teeth don't sleep together. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. At the breakfast table you...
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A little old dear walks into a grocer's on the outskirts of Rome. ''Ciao Giseppe", she calls, ''have you any brocolli today?'' ''Ima sorry mama'', Giseppe replies, '' but I no have any brocolli 'till...
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A Sunday school teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage...
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A deaf old man goes for a checkup to the doctors with his wife. Doctor, slowly: ''Mr Roberts, I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample please''. ''What did he say dear?'' says old Mr...
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When Madonna first moved to England she said she wanted to feel more English. She is now an unmarried, single mother with three kids from different fathers, one of them black. Job done
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F*ck me, that murder mystery weekend in Mombai was a bit over the top!!
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The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians... The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you,...
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A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mum' , he asked , 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet , ' she replied.
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...or am I confusing a religion for a nation? Sorry, I know this has been discussed on here many times, but I'd not come across apostacy before. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/midd...
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The shutter speed is so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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...Still, I guess it's just another isolated incident. Eh? gotta love the HRA. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3162156/Irania n-Embassy-terrorist-to-be-freed-this-month-can -claim-benefits.html
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After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics any problem they had with the airplane during the flight. The mechanics read and correct the problem,...
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...when this little old dear came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over.
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This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in...
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A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you...
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